quot, LET’S, SAY HELLO TO JON BATISTE. JON! Are YOU STAYING WARM gtgt Jon, OH I’M, TRYING MY BEST., I CAN’T GO OUTSIDE. BUT THE SNOW WE DIDN’T HAVE THAT GROWING UP IN NEW ORLEANS. I’M STILL GETTING USED TO THIS LEVEL OF SNOW. gtgt Stephen. Did IT EVER FOR ANY REASON SNOW BACK IN NEW ORLEANS? Even ON THE STRANGEST DAY, gtgt Jon NO. THE ENTIRE TIME I LIVED THERE ALL 17 YEARS BEFORE I MOVED TO NEW YORK, NOT ONE DAY OF SNOW.. We NEVER HAD A SNOW DAY AT SCHOOL.. I DIDN’T EVEN SEE SNOW UNTIL I MOVED AWAY., IT’S, CRAZY. gtgt Stephen. What WAS YOUR FIRST SNOW LIKE gtgt Jon? I DIDN’T HAVE A WINTER COAT. I REMEMBER THAT. AND I REMEMBER HOW THAT FELT. AND I WALKED AROUND, AND I REMEMBER MY HANDS STARTED TO TURN BLUE.. This PART STARTED TURNING BLUE AND THAT’S. When I WAS LIKE OKAY I’VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING BETTER ABOUT THIS., gtgt, Stephen, ALL RIGHT JON.. Do YOU HAVE ANY MUSIC TO WARM UP THE NORTHEAST CORRIDOR? Gtgt Jon, MMM MMM! You KNOW THAT gtgt Stephen, NOT YET., I’LL, HAVE TO FIND OUT LATER. JON BATISTE EVERYBODY.. Thank YOU, JON. gtgt, Jon, LATER ON., gtgt Stephen, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. We ARE LESS THAN A WEEK AWAY FROM THE BIGGEST GAME IN MEN’S FOOTBALL. The SUPER BOWL RIGHT HERE ON CBS SUPER BOWL. What IS THAT 50? What LV, RIGHT HERE ON CBS. IT’S A BLOCKBUSTER MATCH UP BETWEEN PATRICK MAHOMES OF THE KANSAS CITY CHIEFS AND TOM BRADY, OF NOT THE PATRIOTS BUT I’M SURE TAMPA BAY LOVES OUR COUNTRY, JUST THE SAME.

, BUT THE SUNDAY SPORTS FUN WON’T STOP AT THE FOOTBALL BUZZER. STAY Tuned AFTER THE GAME FOR A VERY SPECIAL quotA, LATE SHOW SUPER BOWL, EDITIONquot I’LL ROCKET OUT OF THE GATE LIKE TYREEK HILL, ON A GO ROUTE THROUGH A TAMPA BAY COVER TWO DEFENSE, AND BY THE TIME WE AIR I’LL HAVE HAD SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME WHAT I Just SAID., EVERYONE KNOWS THE BEST PART OF SUPER BOWL. Sunday IS THE PARTY GETTING TOGETHER WITH FRIENDS FOR CHIPS, DIPS, EATING COLD CUTS WITH YOUR HANDS; CHUGGING A BEER AND OTHER THINGS THAT CAUSE BRAIN DAMAGE. AND STAYING IN THE KITCHEN MOST OF THE TIME, BECAUSE YOU HAVE P.T.S.D. FROM THE SEARING ABUSE YOU SUFFERED AT THE HANDS Of YOUR HIGH SCHOOL’S JOCKS., OF COURSE, LIKE EVERYTHING ELSE, HUMANS ENJOY, THE PANDEMIC HAS CANCELLED ALL THAT. AND THE C.D.C. HAS RELEASED NEW GUIDANCE ON HOW TO SAFELY ENJOY THE BIG GAME., INCLUDING quotTHE, SAFEST, WAY, TO WATCH THE SUPER BOWL. This YEAR IS AT HOME WITH PEOPLE YOU LIVE WITH.quot, ALSO KNOWN AS THE PEOPLE YOU NOW WORK WITH THE PEOPLE. You NOW EDUCATE THE PEOPLE WHO HIDE THE LAST PIECE OF THE JIGSAW PUZZLE IN THEIR POCKET, SO THEY CAN BE THE HERO WHO FINISHES IT.. Where IS THE LAST WATER LILY EVIE? If YOU DO ENJOY THE GAME WITH FRIENDS OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSEHOLD, THE C.D.C. SUGGESTS HOSTING A VIRTUAL SUPER BOWL PARTY., WHICH IS GOING TO MAKE FOR SOME AWKWARDNESS ON ZOOM. quotI’M. Sorry, I WAS ABOUT TO CHEER.

. Were YOU ABOUT TO CHEER YOU GO FIRST.quot TO LIVEN THINGS UP, THE C.D.C. SUGGESTS WEARING CLOTHING OR DECORATING YOUR HOME WITH YOUR FAVORITE TEAM’S LOGO OR COLORS.. Oh MY GOD.. Clearly, THE C.D.C. HAS NEVER BEEN TO A PARTY. quotI’D LIKE TO ISSUE SOME GUIDELINES FOR MY BIRTHDAY. Festivities. WE COULD ADORN THE LIVING ROOM WITH COLORED RIBBONS OR PERHAPS POUCHES OF LATEX INFLATED, WITH SOME LIGHTER THAN AIR ELEMENTAL GAS TETHERED, OF COURSE, SO THEY DO NOT ASCEND TO AN ATMOSPHERIC LEVEL WHERE THEY ATTAIN A NEUTRAL BUOYANCY. TOWARD THE END OF THE EVENING. I WOULD ENJOY A SWEET CONFECTION FEATURING MY NAME AND SOME SORT OF WAX BASED INCENDIARY DEVICES THAT I COULD EXTINGUISH AFTER IMAGINING SOME GOOD FORTUNE THAT I HOPE TO BEFALL ME IF I SUCCESSFULLY EXTINGUISH ALL OF THEM WITH ONE LUNGFUL OF CARBON DIOXIDE.quot. But IF YOU’RE THE KIND OF PARTY ANIMAL WHO LIKES FOOTBALL MORE THAN KEEPING YOUR LOVED ONES OUT OF THE HOSPITAL, THE C.D.C. SAYS, INDOOR GATHERINGS ARE SAFEST. If YOU DO NOT CHANT OR CHEER AND INSTEAD STOMP.. Unfortunately, THEY DON’T SAY WHAT TO DO. If YOUR NEIGHBORS TAKE THAT ADVICE., BECAUSE I AM UNAWARE OF A SOCIALLY DISTANT WAY TO MURDER THE GUYS IN THE APARTMENT ABOVE YOU., ANOTHER WAY TO KEEP A SUPER BOWL GATHERING SAFE, IS BY LIMITING ALCOHOL CONSUMPTION.. This IS A GOOD SUGGESTION BECAUSE IF YOU THINK IT’S A GOOD IDEA TO ATTEND A PARTY DURING COVID YOU’RE, ALREADY PRETTY HIGH.

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